It's not me, It's you...

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Bad luck and too much tequila made me drop my cell phone in a cup of coffee last night…
Tried the rice thing. Didn’t work…
Now I must figure out how I can purchase a cell phone for the 7 dollars remaining in my bank account…

Bad luck and too much tequila made me drop my cell phone in a cup of coffee last night…

Tried the rice thing. Didn’t work…

Now I must figure out how I can purchase a cell phone for the 7 dollars remaining in my bank account…

(Source: takemebacktothenineties, via sprink-smidge)

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Pizza for breakfast…

Blueberry Bagel with cream cheese for lunch…

Happy Memorial Day!